Computer Cursor Gone Crazy

When you’re a writer, you don’t want to have computer issues when editors and deadlines are involved. But things do happen. After a few repairs of my six years old computer by Geek Squad, I decided it was time to buy a new one. A day later, I had a new computer with all the latest updates.

I looked forward to writing and blogging again. On day two, as I happily worked on my manuscript, the cursor on my brand-new computer acted as if it was having a nervous breakdown, jumping all over the screen. I took a deep breath and clicked on the Help section. I followed the instructions, but the cursor continued to roam the screen. Finally, I turned to YouTube and found a tutorial on how to deal with a jumpy cursor. It didn’t work.

 I called the company’s technical service support section. A friendly technician checked the computer and installed a new driver. She asked me to test the computer.  I typed a few sentences in google docs and Microsoft word without any problems. Satisfied that everything was alright, I gleefully thanked her.  Twenty minutes later, the cursor jumped to another section of the document I was now working on and typed words backward. I contacted the technical service department again. The technician performed the same review of my computer. I tested it, and it typed correctly. I waited until the next day to use the computer again. After several minutes, the cursor danced across my document. I pulled out the computer delivery box and starred at the computer. Then, I had an epiphany.

The problem wasn’t the computer; it was me. I have a high level of electricity in my auric field that affects electronic devices. Since I hadn’t had an incident in quite some time, I had forgotten about it. Years ago, I blew out a microwave, a fuse box, and a refrigerator light. I only recently started wearing watches again. They never worked for me.

I turned to Dr. Google in search of an explanation and a solution for my unique problem. I read several articles on high levels of electricity in the human aura field, but none offered a solution. Except one of the blogs mentioned that quartz crystal is a type of crystal used in watches, computers, and other devices to keep time.

I immediately knew the jumpy cursor’s problem. The computer shares desk space with several large quartz crystals as well as another tray of crystals under the desk. I realized that the cursor was spastic because it was getting an overdose of quartz crystal energy. Its timing mechanism was offbeat.

I took off my crystal jewelry and moved the trays of crystals to another room. The cursor stopped dancing, and now I can work. Oh, my old computer works too.